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Always bring a gift for the host.

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Sometimes you have to “out-crazy” the crazies.

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Be careful, anything can become an addiction.

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Don't be afraid to be right.

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If you're early, you're on time. 

If you're on time, you're late. 

If you're late, don't bother showing up.