$0.15

Don't drink and blog.

$0.14

"It's all bullshit and it's bad for you."

-George Carlin

$0.13

Be ready to do anything for a friend. Even if it requires a certain "moral flexibility".

$0.12

Don't mess with Boston.

$0.11

Meet every challenge with enthusiasm, even if that means just getting out of bed in the morning.

$0.10

Don't wake a sleeping baby unless absolutely necessary.

$0.09

Never forget how to be happy.

It sounds corny, I know, but its something people do by accident then start turning everything over in their lives looking for it.

$0.08

Put family first.

$0.07

Be wary of wild animals that aren't wary of you.

$0.06

Always follow through with ultimatums. People can't call a bluff that doesn't exist.

$0.05

There is always someone better than you.

$0.04

If you're sick, and it seems like the flu, stay home from work or school.

$0.03

Never skip breakfast.

$0.02

Just because an experiment with drugs worked in animals doesn't mean it will be helpful to humans. Most, if not all, news stories are sensationalized. Remember, mice lie and monkeys exaggerate.

$0.01

Eating more calories than your body can use in a day, from any food or drink, will cause you to gain weight.